April's Fools
Special Edition Aprilโs Fools- Foiled Paperback with Sprayed Edges.
Blurb:
๐ฅ๐ฒ๐บ๐ถ๐ป๐ด๐๐ผ๐ป ๐๐ฝ๐ฟ๐ถ๐น. โฃ
โฃMy father named me after a gun and taught me how to skin and cook a squirrel by the time I was ten. The only feminine influence I ever had growing up was when Dharla Cornburner told me I needed to get laid. โฃ
โฃI was raised feral on a solid diet of crazy, so when three hot ex-military dudes show up on my doorstepโmaking claims about a plague and the end of the world as I know itโI donโt even bat a lash. โฃ
โฃThey insist I need to go with them, that theyโll keep poor little olโ me safe. โฃ
โฃIโm perfectly fine right where Iโm at, but Iโve always been an adventurous girl, and the three of them and their muscles look like an excellent place for a ๐ฎ๐ฆ sandwich. โฃ
โฃThese boys are strung tight almost to the point of snappingโwhich happens to be just how I like โem. โฃ
โฃLooks like the end of the world just got a hell of a lot more fun. โฃ
โฃLet the games begin!โฃ
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๐ง๐ต๐ถ๐ ๐ถ๐ ๐ฎ ๐๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ๐ฎ๐น๐ผ๐ป๐ฒ, ๐๐ต๐ ๐ฐ๐ต๐ผ๐ผ๐๐ฒ ๐ฟ๐ผ๐บ๐ฐ๐ผ๐บ ๐๐ถ๐๐ต ๐ฎ๐ป ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐ผ๐ณ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐น๐ฑ ๐๐๐ถ๐๐. ๐๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ป๐ด!
Special Edition Aprilโs Fools- Foiled Paperback with Sprayed Edges.
Blurb:
๐ฅ๐ฒ๐บ๐ถ๐ป๐ด๐๐ผ๐ป ๐๐ฝ๐ฟ๐ถ๐น. โฃ
โฃMy father named me after a gun and taught me how to skin and cook a squirrel by the time I was ten. The only feminine influence I ever had growing up was when Dharla Cornburner told me I needed to get laid. โฃ
โฃI was raised feral on a solid diet of crazy, so when three hot ex-military dudes show up on my doorstepโmaking claims about a plague and the end of the world as I know itโI donโt even bat a lash. โฃ
โฃThey insist I need to go with them, that theyโll keep poor little olโ me safe. โฃ
โฃIโm perfectly fine right where Iโm at, but Iโve always been an adventurous girl, and the three of them and their muscles look like an excellent place for a ๐ฎ๐ฆ sandwich. โฃ
โฃThese boys are strung tight almost to the point of snappingโwhich happens to be just how I like โem. โฃ
โฃLooks like the end of the world just got a hell of a lot more fun. โฃ
โฃLet the games begin!โฃ
โฃ
๐ง๐ต๐ถ๐ ๐ถ๐ ๐ฎ ๐๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ๐ฎ๐น๐ผ๐ป๐ฒ, ๐๐ต๐ ๐ฐ๐ต๐ผ๐ผ๐๐ฒ ๐ฟ๐ผ๐บ๐ฐ๐ผ๐บ ๐๐ถ๐๐ต ๐ฎ๐ป ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐ผ๐ณ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐น๐ฑ ๐๐๐ถ๐๐. ๐๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ป๐ด!
Special Edition Aprilโs Fools- Foiled Paperback with Sprayed Edges.
Blurb:
๐ฅ๐ฒ๐บ๐ถ๐ป๐ด๐๐ผ๐ป ๐๐ฝ๐ฟ๐ถ๐น. โฃ
โฃMy father named me after a gun and taught me how to skin and cook a squirrel by the time I was ten. The only feminine influence I ever had growing up was when Dharla Cornburner told me I needed to get laid. โฃ
โฃI was raised feral on a solid diet of crazy, so when three hot ex-military dudes show up on my doorstepโmaking claims about a plague and the end of the world as I know itโI donโt even bat a lash. โฃ
โฃThey insist I need to go with them, that theyโll keep poor little olโ me safe. โฃ
โฃIโm perfectly fine right where Iโm at, but Iโve always been an adventurous girl, and the three of them and their muscles look like an excellent place for a ๐ฎ๐ฆ sandwich. โฃ
โฃThese boys are strung tight almost to the point of snappingโwhich happens to be just how I like โem. โฃ
โฃLooks like the end of the world just got a hell of a lot more fun. โฃ
โฃLet the games begin!โฃ
โฃ
๐ง๐ต๐ถ๐ ๐ถ๐ ๐ฎ ๐๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ๐ฎ๐น๐ผ๐ป๐ฒ, ๐๐ต๐ ๐ฐ๐ต๐ผ๐ผ๐๐ฒ ๐ฟ๐ผ๐บ๐ฐ๐ผ๐บ ๐๐ถ๐๐ต ๐ฎ๐ป ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐ผ๐ณ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐น๐ฑ ๐๐๐ถ๐๐. ๐๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ป๐ด!