April's Fools

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Special Edition Aprilโ€™s Fools- Foiled Paperback with Sprayed Edges.

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๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด๐˜๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—น. โฃ

โฃMy father named me after a gun and taught me how to skin and cook a squirrel by the time I was ten. The only feminine influence I ever had growing up was when Dharla Cornburner told me I needed to get laid. โฃ

โฃI was raised feral on a solid diet of crazy, so when three hot ex-military dudes show up on my doorstepโ€”making claims about a plague and the end of the world as I know itโ€”I donโ€™t even bat a lash. โฃ

โฃThey insist I need to go with them, that theyโ€™ll keep poor little olโ€™ me safe. โฃ

โฃIโ€™m perfectly fine right where Iโ€™m at, but Iโ€™ve always been an adventurous girl, and the three of them and their muscles look like an excellent place for a ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ sandwich. โฃ

โฃThese boys are strung tight almost to the point of snappingโ€”which happens to be just how I like โ€˜em. โฃ

โฃLooks like the end of the world just got a hell of a lot more fun. โฃ

โฃLet the games begin!โฃ

โฃ

๐—ง๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ, ๐˜„๐—ต๐˜† ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ฑ ๐˜๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜. ๐—›๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐˜† ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด!

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Special Edition Aprilโ€™s Fools- Foiled Paperback with Sprayed Edges.

Blurb:

๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด๐˜๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—น. โฃ

โฃMy father named me after a gun and taught me how to skin and cook a squirrel by the time I was ten. The only feminine influence I ever had growing up was when Dharla Cornburner told me I needed to get laid. โฃ

โฃI was raised feral on a solid diet of crazy, so when three hot ex-military dudes show up on my doorstepโ€”making claims about a plague and the end of the world as I know itโ€”I donโ€™t even bat a lash. โฃ

โฃThey insist I need to go with them, that theyโ€™ll keep poor little olโ€™ me safe. โฃ

โฃIโ€™m perfectly fine right where Iโ€™m at, but Iโ€™ve always been an adventurous girl, and the three of them and their muscles look like an excellent place for a ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ sandwich. โฃ

โฃThese boys are strung tight almost to the point of snappingโ€”which happens to be just how I like โ€˜em. โฃ

โฃLooks like the end of the world just got a hell of a lot more fun. โฃ

โฃLet the games begin!โฃ

โฃ

๐—ง๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ, ๐˜„๐—ต๐˜† ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ฑ ๐˜๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜. ๐—›๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐˜† ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด!

Special Edition Aprilโ€™s Fools- Foiled Paperback with Sprayed Edges.

Blurb:

๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด๐˜๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—น. โฃ

โฃMy father named me after a gun and taught me how to skin and cook a squirrel by the time I was ten. The only feminine influence I ever had growing up was when Dharla Cornburner told me I needed to get laid. โฃ

โฃI was raised feral on a solid diet of crazy, so when three hot ex-military dudes show up on my doorstepโ€”making claims about a plague and the end of the world as I know itโ€”I donโ€™t even bat a lash. โฃ

โฃThey insist I need to go with them, that theyโ€™ll keep poor little olโ€™ me safe. โฃ

โฃIโ€™m perfectly fine right where Iโ€™m at, but Iโ€™ve always been an adventurous girl, and the three of them and their muscles look like an excellent place for a ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ sandwich. โฃ

โฃThese boys are strung tight almost to the point of snappingโ€”which happens to be just how I like โ€˜em. โฃ

โฃLooks like the end of the world just got a hell of a lot more fun. โฃ

โฃLet the games begin!โฃ

โฃ

๐—ง๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ, ๐˜„๐—ต๐˜† ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ฑ ๐˜๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜. ๐—›๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐˜† ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด!